Kidlet was accepted to join a competitive team of kids in
the FIRST LEGO League competition. FLL is a ridiculously cool program focusing
on science, engineering and problem-solving for kids 9-14 years old. In other
words, the kids who we will all be working for in 25 years.
But like everything in life, with participation comes
meetings. At least this meeting had brownies—something lacking in that
morning’s project meeting at work.
I looked around at the mostly moms and some dads that were
listening to the team coach go over expectations and practice schedules. And I
couldn’t help but notice… One of these moms was not like the others. One of
these moms just didn’t belong.
One of us was wearing a sleeveless roller derby shirt with a
prominent—if inadvertently displayed—tattoo on her shoulder and a diamond in
her nose to match the ones running up her left ear.
True, one of the moms seated nearby was sporting some ink. A
tiny outline of a heart on her foot, about the size of a dime. Hardcore.
One of us was wearing a short skirt that revealed all the
bruises on her legs, caused by both falling while attempting a turn-around toe
stop and by injections of Avonex. And it was a good thing that the bruises were
there. They kept people from immediately noticing that neither time nor the
energy was spent shaving the aforementioned legs.
True, one of the moms was telling us that the reason she was
looking frump was because she was coming from yoga class. And, oh, are these brownies
gluten-free?
You have probably cracked my secret code by now. Yes… This oddball
woman I write of is actually me. It is hard to believe, I know. I will give you
a moment to ponder and accept this. It is true. I still haven’t shaved my legs.
The other moms in the room were all very lovely women. Very
nice. Very accommodating and helpful. Very willing to share the secret to
chewy—not crusty—brownies.
Aside: For all you readers living outside the great state of
Utah, you might think I am painting this picture with too wide a brushstroke.
Let me assure you, I am not. I won’t go so far to call the Wasatch Front moms
Stepford wives. Maybe Stepford-ish or Stepford Lite. Wait, that sounds more
like a beer…
You will have to take my word for it. I am the odd (wo)man
out. And, for a kid, it is hard enough to be hurdling towards puberty without
also having to deal with having “that mom.”
We all can think back and remember the classmate of ours who
had “that mom.” The one who got to watch R-rated movies (yes, kiddo and I watch
our favorite Christmas movie—Die Hard—together every year), was never in
trouble for cursing (Kidlet has had to deal with a shit-ton of things that
would stagger most grown-up. I think he has earned the right for an occasional swear
word), or always stayed up until all hours (I have neither the time or
inclination to drag Kidlet to bed by his ear. If he is tired in the morning,
it’s his own damn fault).
So yeah. I am “that mom.” Making my kid “that kid.” And who
in the hell wants to be “that kid.” I felt really bad about it. I want his life
to be just a little bit easier than mine was. I want him to feel good about
himself. I want him to be successful in school. Academic but popular. Cool but
nerdy (in the best way possible). The kid that you want to both cheat off of
and go skateboarding with.
But I had made him “that kid.” I was feeling a little down
as we were climbing into the car for the drive home.
“I’m sorry I’m not like the other moms,” I started. But
before I could launch into the speech I had structured in my head—an explanation
that it is OK to be different, but that I never wanted to embarrass him in
front of his friends—he said this:
“I know. It’s because you are a bad ass. I like that about
you. It’s awesome.”
And he went on reading his Lego League handouts, not giving
it another thought.
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