10. You don’t need a helmet. Your head is so thick.
9. I’ll beat you up for free.
8. Crossovers are easy. You just cross over.
7. Way to go, Lunkhead.
6. Better to get knocked down, than knocked up.
5. I paid a lot for those teeth.
4. Those pigtails make you look like a <insert high pitched, mocking voice> little girl.
3. What the hell are you wearing?
2. No more tattoos. Not until I’m dead.
1. (No words. Just laughter, smirking, and shaking of head)
My dad is the greatest.